I need to blow off some steam; get something off of my chest. You know, vent a little.
I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE LITTLE (AND BIG) PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE NOT PUTTING THE STINKIN’ PHONE BACK ON THE CHARGER AT NIGHT!!!
Do you know what this does? It makes the battery run down. Renders the life of the telephone almost useless.
Then, the next day, when you are trying to take a call from Grandma, her sweet little-ole voice fades in the background and then is abruptly replaced by a loud, annoying static!!!
Or, even worse, it will go dead right when you are talking with a producer at…….ahem…….FOCUS ON THE FAMILY!!!!!!
Needless to say, the phone isn’t going to be the only thing in this house that is dead……
Have a wonderful day. I’m off to scour the Goodwill and Salvation Army stores to find three, old, curly-corded phones. Ones that don’t need to be recharged at night and that keep the telephone-talkers glued right to them, unable to wander.
Oh, and I’m going to look for them in the most hideous shades of harvest gold and avocado green I can find thank you very much.