Yes, you sweet, innocent, lovely auburn creatures. You need to get out of Clinton County…..and fast!
You see, both of my sons just finished up Hunter Safety. It is a course designed to keep them safe while toting compound bows, razor-sharp broad head arrows and muzzle-loaders, but keeping YOU safe?
Not so much….
So bright and early tomorrow morning, they will wolf down homemade biscuits and sausage gravy, don their camo gear, shinny up a deer blind (a huge stand in a tree you will not notice) and take aim at you!
Oh dear, my deer….run for your life!
I know they enjoy venison steak and cowboy chili made from ground….well….you! I know they tell me the deer population NEEDS to be thinned out each year.
I only have bad memories of the movie Bambi. It still makes me cry!
So, take my advice…..scat!!!
When they return home empty-handed….I’ll offer to take them out for Chinese.
That is their second favorite kind of food.
You, my deer, are their first!!!!